A conversation between Nick and the kiddos at the fine dining establishment, "Applebees", during dinner:
Kate: Dad, I love you THIIIIS MUCH (stretching her arms wide).
Nick: Katootles, I love YOU THIIIIIIIS MUCH (stretching his - much longer - arms even wider).
Kate: But your arms are longer! Not fair.
Liam, chiming in: Dad, I love you thiiiis muuuuuch (stretching his arms wide).
Kate, seeing an opportunity: Liam, that's nice, but MY arms are longer.
Liam, not to be outdone: Yes, but MY arms are SMARTER.
end of conversation.
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